What is nyshhh? ‘CANNOT. COMPUTE. CANNOT COMPUTE. BLEIOIUAHDHF.’ The voice in my now-dead brain.

Hola people!
Now this really got me thinking. I was randomly wallposting my really good friend, who also has a blog of her own and she as usual told me to come up with a random topic, at which I am very good. My last topic was noodles at which she didn’t reply. Now she will probably go there and search hugrily for that wallpost so that she can have a good laugh.

By the way, do you love making people laugh? Whether it’s at you or because of you or at your jokes? Do you really have fun doing that? Seeing them laugh because of me gives me an inexplicable joy. I really don’t know why I love maing people laugh. I’m a clown who likes wearing black and boots and look emo. Sue me.

Avan
blue
P
January
Black
Disha
2
Sydney
Ocean

Sorry, that was just a horoscope quiz I got in my mail and since I didn’t have a paper or a pencil, I decided to do it right here. I hoep you din’t mind reading some random words that mean a lot to me. Well, only some of them.

Now getting back to the topic at hand, What exactly are these fake, seemingly ‘cool’ words? Come to think of it, ‘Hottie’ or ‘Cuyie aren’t words either. Teenagers nowadays exhibit exorbitant amounts of ignorance and idiocy. Which is quite aggravating for me, you see.

Most people I know know very VERY well that I hate it if they mistake an ‘e’ for an ‘i’ in their spellings. It’s an acquired habit. Like ‘sleep’ is for Thomas Edison. What, you don’t know about him? Well, forget it, then.

WHY people continue to torture me with their priceless spellings, I cannot understand. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU? It comes up on my *ahem* Facebook * cough* wall every. single. day. ‘hEeYYY!’

*EYESORE* *HEADACHE*

Sorry, i’m being a bit too mean, but I really don’t remember learning that in the 7th grade ENGLISH CLASS. I remember learning Saki. Who is awesome, by the way.

These eccentric ways of beginning and ending coversations is not growing on me ONE LITTLE BIT. My own friend puts an emoticon after EVERY SINGLE LINE. Example:

‘Heey!x)
What’sup?=)
I was REALLY boored!-.-
So I thought I’d wallpost you!xD<3′

Can you say FUN?

*Knocks all the losers on the head*

Hey! You! Yeah, you! Who’s the stupid person next to you who can’t spell call?

Yeah, call = col.

*HOLDS HEAD IN DISMAY*

I might just die, people, I might just DIE.

And if I do, can you please make alphabet soup for all the lonely misspellers?

Thanks. *sigh*

P.S. I’m sorry about all the underlining, IT JUST WON’T GO HOW MANY EVER TIMES I BANG IT ON THE WALL!

P.P.S. I’m sorry about being SO late in posting. My mom was almost eaten by a shark and my dad lives in Oklahoma and my sister needs graduation fees.

HAHA, just kidding!

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